Land of Coldfusion

Moin,

da sieht man mal, wohin einen das ständige Arbeiten treibt – einer unserer Linux-Verfechter fängt an, Genesis’ “Land of Confusion” umzudichten :-)Land of Coldfusion

We must’ve coded a thousand webs
Through the day we take a lot of naps
Future of the web is bright
Let’s code another site.

Now did you read your tasks today
CMS bugs won’t go away
But we can see the server’s still alive
Having no code in archive.

Too many men
Too many people
Making too many websites
And too much intel inside
Can’t you see
This is a land of coldfusion.

This is the world we code in
And these are the tools we’re usin’
Use them and let’s start trying
To make it a web worth surfing.

Oracle-dump where are you now
Everything’s gone wrong somehow
The sourcecode must have gone away
That’ll make a long working day.

His name is XXXXXX,
He’s our boss,
And he pays our wages
But there’s not much bucks to come round
Tell me why we’re still coding coldfusion.

This is the web we’re coding
And these are the tools we’re using
Use them and let’s start trying
To make it a web worth surfing.

I remember long ago –
When the sun had 10Mbits
Database was slow
And what we know
That we worked too much
And needed to go
So long ago –

We won’t be coming home tonight
We will put CMS right
We’re not just making promises
That we know, spectra’ll never keep.

Too many men
Too many people
Making too many websites
And too much intel inside
Can’t you see
This is a land of coldfusion.

This is the web we’re coding
And these are the tools we’re using
Use them and let’s start trying
To make it a web worth surfing.

This is the web we’re coding
And these are the sites we’re creating
Stay here and let’s stop asking
Just where our skills are going to.